or Dead Roses
($19.95 full doz.)
Birthday Gag, Anniversary,
Any GAG - A JOKE, or get even, or for...???
ROLLING STONES' SONG, ''DEAD FLOWERS"
- NOT HERE!
Send DeadFlowers.US when you have that special person who is
send a bouquet of
DeadFlowers.US that are guaranteed to look like CRAP on arrival!
\These look too good! (not dead flowers YET!)
Call us to discuss the
details of your delivery
617 - 548 - 6555
ASK FOR DAVE
11am - 7pm EASTERN TIME
10am - 6pm CENTRAL TIME
9am - 5pm MOUNTAIN TIME
8am - 4pm PACIFIC TIME
7 DAYS A WEEK
ALL CREDIT CARDS
Mixed Dead Flower Bouquet
MIXED BOUQUET @
$39.95 (above & below-same bouquet)
Example of 2 FULL DOZ. DEAD ROSES
you don't care enough to send anything even close to the very best!"
SAY IT WITH
THE WORST looking
bouquet of dead FLOWERS
that money can buy!
We'll make them look
like real CRAP!
...and we'll include your message on a beaten up, ratty looking card!
DAY SERVICE usually AVAILABLE TO CITIES OVER 75,000 POPULATION****
NEXT DAY NOT AVAILABLE FOR
SUNday OR MONday DeLIVeRY
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
ORDER BY PHONE (only)
And speak to a LIVE person!
617-548-6555 - ASK
A FEW GREAT REASONS TO SEND
•Fantastic for an "Over-the-Hill" Birthday gag!
•Great to send to an "Ex" (for any occassion)!
•Great way to show that you're pissed!
*Great for a Valentine's Day gag!
*Great for an April Fool's gag!
*Great for a Halloween prank!
*Great for any fun occasion!
*Great for "getting even"
*Great for anyone who
beats you at
(i.e. tennis, chess, or your football team, etc)
Be creative - concoct another reason to send DeadFlowers.US
and when you do, let us know!
1 Full Doz. DEAD ROSES...$19.95
2 Doz Dead Roses ...only$37.95 (makes a point!)
3 Doz Dead Roses ...only$54.95 (makes a point!)
4 Doz Dead Roses ...only$73.95 (makes a statement!)
($15 dozen after that)
100 ROSES ...only $139.95(the
mother of all dead rose bouquets)
or choose the number of roses as the birthday or
other occassion that you're recognizing.
DEAD RED* or DEAD BLACK**ROSES.
Other colors may be available)
* It may be necessary to substitute
colors, but you may request your preference.
** for BLACK
ROSES (spray painted) add $9.95 per doz.
BOUQUETS of DEAD FLOWERS
•Mini - Dead
(small token of...whatever!)
•Medium - Dead Flowers bouquet ...$39.95
(approx. as pictured)
•Super - Dead Flowers bouquet... $49.95
(they are worth it!)
•SuperDuper Dead Flowers bouquet $69.95 (This one piles it on!)
2-4 day (average) $17.95
Next day (exact
day) guaranteed delivery (to major cities
or over 75,000 population) $37.95
that next day delivery is not available for Sun.or Mon. delivery)
Pricing & Surcharges near holidays
$10 surcharge on all orders
1 week befor Christmas
2 weeks before Valententines Day
1 week befor Mother's Day
Your order of DEADFLOWERs.us
will be JAMMED into a package
with absolutely no care at all and
Guaranteed to look like CRAP on arrival!
Thank you for letting
us say it
for you with