GAG GIFT - Birthday, anniversary, a joke, or get even. or just for the fun of it!

Send Dead Flowers ($l7.95) or Dead Roses ($19.95 FULL DOZ. Roses)

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Send Dead Flowers.US when you have that special person who is really deserving!

 Let us send a  bouquet of Dead Flowers.US for you that are guaranteed to look like CRAP on arrival! 

 

DeadFlowers.US

Call us to discuss the details of your delivery

617 - 548 - 6555

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10am - 6pm CENTRAL TIME

9am - 5pm MOUNTAIN TIME

8am - 4pm PACIFIC TIME

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ALL CREDIT CARDS

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PAY PAL

 

 

Typical Mixed Dead Flower Bouquet 

 

 TYPICAL MIXED BOUQUET @ $39.95

                          SAME AS ABOVE $39.95  (not always including roses)

 

~DEAD ROSES~

Example of 2  FULL DOZ. DEAD ROSES  $37.95

.1 DOZ. $19.95

"When you don't care enough to send anything even close to  the very best!"

SAY IT WITH DeadFlowers.US

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We GUARANTEE ...

THE WORST looking bouquet of dead FLOWERS

that money can buy!

We'll make them look like real CRAP!

...and we'll include your message on a beaten up, ratty looking card!

 

 delivery anywhere in the U.S.

****NEXT DAY SERVICE usually AVAILABLE TO CITIES OVER 75,000 POPULATION****

NEXT DAY NOT AVAILABLE FOR  SUNday OR MONday DeLIVeRY

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ORDER BY PHONE (only)

Yes, and speak to a LIVE person! 

 

617-548-6555   -   ASK FOR DAVE

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A FEW GREAT REASONS TO SEND

DeadFlowers.US

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•Fantastic for an "Over-the-Hill" Birthday gag!

•Great to send to an "Ex" (for any occassion)!

•Great way to show that you're pissed!

*Great for a Valentine's Day gag!

*Great for an April Fool's gag!

*Great for a Halloween prank!

*Great for any fun occasion!

*Great for anyone who

beats you at

anything!

(i.e. tennis, chess, or your football team, etc)

Be creative - concoct another reason to send Dead Flowers.US

and when you do, let us know!

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 DEAD ROSES

1 Doz DEAD ROSES...$19.95

2 Doz Dead Roses ...only$37.95 (makes a  point!)

3 Doz Dead Roses ...only$54.95 (makes a  point!)

4 Doz Dead Roses ...only$73.95 (makes a statement!)

($15 dozen after that)

100 ROSES ...only $139.95(the mother of all dead  rose bouquets)

or choose the number of roses as the birthday or other occassion that you're recognizing.

(Choose DEAD RED* or  DEAD BLACK**ROSES. Other colors may be available)

* It may be necessary to substitute colors, but you may request  your preference.

** for BLACK ROSES (spray painted) add $9.95 per doz.

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MIXED BOUQUETS of DEAD FLOWERS

•Mini - Dead Flowers bunch...$19.95

Small - DeadFlowers bouquet...$29.95 (small token of...whatever!)

Medium - Dead Flowers bouquet ...$39.95 (approx. as pictured)

Super -  Dead Flowers bouquet... $49.95 (they are worth it!)

SuperDuper Dead Flowers bouquet $69.95 (This one piles it on!)

Super DuperPooper Scooper Dead Flowers bouquet $100 (This one really looks like sh*t)

 

Shipping & Handling

2-4 day (average)  $17.95

Next day (exact day) guaranteed delivery (to major cities or over  75,000 population) $37.95

(note that next day delivery is not available for Sun.or Mon. delivery)

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Pricing & Surcharges near holidays

$10 surcharge on all orders

1 week befor Christmasw

2 week before Valententines Day

1 week befor Mother's Day

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Your order of DEADFLOWERs.us

will be JAMMED into a package

with absolutely no care at all and

Guaranteed to look like CRAP on arrival!

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Thank you for letting us say it for you with

DeadFlowers.US

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