Send Dead flowers, and Dead roses ($19.95
full doz. Roses) for a birthday
anniversary gag, a joke, or just for the fun of it!
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Send Dead Flowers, when you have that special person who is
Let us send a bouquet of Dead
Flowers for you that are guaranteed to look like CRAP on arrival!
617 - 548 - 6555
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Mixed Dead Flower Bouquet & DEAD ROSES
you don't care enough to send anything even close to the very best!"
SAY IT WITH
THE WORST looking
bouquet of dead FLOWERS
that money can buy!
We'll make them look
like real CRAP!
...and we'll include your message on a beaten up, ratty looking card!
DAY SERVICE usually AVAILABLE TO CITIES OVER 75,000 POPULATION****
NEXT DAY NOT AVAILABLE FOR
SUNday OR MONday DeLIVeRY
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Yes, speak to a LIVE person! :>)
617-548-6555 - ASK
A FEW GREAT REASONS TO SEND
•Great for an "Over-the-Hill" Birthday gag!
•Great to send to an "Ex" (for any occassion)!
•Great way to show that you're pissed!
*Great for a Valentine's Day gag!
*Great for an April Fool's gag!
*Great for a Halloween prank!
*Great for any fun occasion!
*Great for anyone who
beats you at
(i.e. tennis, chess, or "whatever")
*Be creative - concoct another reason to send Dead Flowers.US
and when you do, let us know!
1 Doz DEAD ROSES...$19.95
2 Doz Dead Roses ...only$37.95 (makes a point!)
4 Doz Dead Roses ...only$72.95 (makes a statement!)
100 ROSES ...only $139.95(the
mother of all dead rose bouquets)
or choose the number of roses as the birthday or
other occassion that you're recognizing.
DEAD RED* or DEAD BLACK**ROSES.
Other colors may be available)
* It may be necessary to subsitute
colors, but you may request your preference.
** for BLACK
ROSES (spray painted) add $9.95 per doz.
BOUQUETS of DEAD FLOWERS
•Mini - Dead
•Small - DeadFlowers bouquet...$29.95
(small token of...whatever!)
•Medium - Dead Flowers bouquet ...$39.95 (approx. as pictured)
•Super - Dead Flowers bouquet... $49.95
(they are worth it!)
•SuperDuper Dead Flowers bouquet $69.95 (This one piles it on!)
2-4 day (average) $17.95
Next day (exact
day) guaranteed delivery (to major cities
or over 75,000 population) $37.95
that next day delivery is not available for Sun.or Mon. delivery)
Your order of DEADFLOWERs.us
will be JAMMED into a package
with absolutely no care at all and
Guaranteed to look like CRAP on arrival!
Thank you for letting
us say it
for you with