Send Dead flowers, and Dead roses ($19.95 full doz. Roses)  for a birthday or anniversary gag, a joke, or just for the fun of it!

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Send Dead Flowers, when you have that special person who is really deserving!

 Let us send a  bouquet of Dead Flowers for you that are guaranteed to look like CRAP on arrival! 

 

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"When you don't care enough to send anything even close to  the very best!"

SAY IT WITH DeadFlowers.US

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We GUARANTEE ...

THE WORST looking bouquet of dead FLOWERS

that money can buy!

We'll make them look like real CRAP!

...and we'll include your message on a beaten up, ratty looking card!

 

 delivery anywhere

in the U.S.

****NEXT DAY SERVICE usually AVAILABLE TO CITIES OVER 75,000 POPULATION****

NEXT DAY NOT AVAILABLE FOR  SUNday OR MONday DeLIVeRY

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ORDER BY PHONE (only)

Yes, speak to a LIVE person!  :>)

 

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A FEW GREAT REASONS TO SEND

DeadFlowers.US

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•Great for an "Over-the-Hill" Birthday gag!

•Great to send to an "Ex" (for any occassion)!

•Great way to show that you're pissed!

*Great for a Valentine's Day gag!

*Great for an April Fool's gag!

*Great for a Halloween prank!

*Great for any fun occasion!

*Great for anyone who

beats you at

anything!

(i.e. tennis, chess, or "whatever")

*Be creative - concoct another reason to send Dead Flowers.US

and when you do, let us know!

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 DEAD ROSES

1 Doz DEAD ROSES...$19.95

2 Doz Dead Roses ...only$37.95 (makes a  point!)

4 Doz Dead Roses ...only$72.95 (makes a statement!)

100 ROSES ...only $139.95(the mother of all dead  rose bouquets)

or choose the number of roses as the birthday or other occassion that you're recognizing.

(Choose DEAD RED* or  DEAD BLACK**ROSES. Other colors may be available)

* It may be necessary to subsitute colors, but you may request  your preference.

** for BLACK ROSES (spray painted) add $9.95 per doz.

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MIXED BOUQUETS of DEAD FLOWERS

•Mini - Dead Flowers bunch...$19.95

Small - DeadFlowers bouquet...$29.95 (small token of...whatever!)

Medium - Dead Flowers bouquet ...$39.95 (approx. as pictured)

Super -  Dead Flowers bouquet... $49.95 (they are worth it!)

SuperDuper Dead Flowers bouquet $69.95 (This one piles it on!)

Super DuperPooper Scooper Dead Flowers bouquet $100 (This one really looks like sh*t)

 

Shipping & Handling

2-4 day (average)  $17.95

Next day (exact day) guaranteed delivery (to major cities or over  75,000 population) $37.95

(note that next day delivery is not available for Sun.or Mon. delivery)

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Your order of DEADFLOWERs.us

will be JAMMED into a package

with absolutely no care at all and

Guaranteed to look like CRAP on arrival!

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Thank you for letting us say it for you with

DeadFlowers.US

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